a cute spring fairy 🦋🧡
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine
In what way were you introduced to what a “lapis lazuli” is?
Steven Universe (you know how to pronounce it)
Deltora Quest (you probably don’t know how to pronounce it)
Some other way (tell in the notes!)
I don’t know what that is (show answer)
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adam warlock like:
ot3:
there’s an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

my mood for the rest of the year

butch fucking killed me at my own birthday party
Just friends and coworkers hanging out and planning a surprise for Caesar