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a cute spring fairy 🦋🧡

thunderpibb:

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

wahoo-shem:

afterword:

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

lalalychee:

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Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

catchymemes:

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ober-affen-geil:

In what way were you introduced to what a “lapis lazuli” is?

Steven Universe (you know how to pronounce it)

Deltora Quest (you probably don’t know how to pronounce it)

Some other way (tell in the notes!)

I don’t know what that is (show answer)

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welldressedbuthelladepressed:

adam warlock like:

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ot3:

there’s an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

weavemama:

my mood for the rest of the year

guess what

meowmori:

beesmygod:

butch fucking killed me at my own birthday party

fifiibibii:

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theprofessional-amateur:

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Just friends and coworkers hanging out and planning a surprise for Caesar

rachaels:

The text "Dawn of The Final Day: 24 Hours Remain" from the game 'The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask' is transposed over a painting, 'The Death of Julius Caesar' by Vincenzo Camuccini, which depicts the fatal stabbing of Julius Caesar during the Ides of March.ALT